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Locutus of Borg
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My purpose in this life finally found it's meaning
by sweetface2233 inwell over 30 years ago on a lovely spring morning, my mother held me for the first time and looked onto my little pink face and said, my little baby is going to make a difference.
i heard her recount this story over and over throughout my life.
i never really understood what my purpose could be.
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Taste/Scent Related Memories - Have you ever had one of those....
by Crumpet inhave you ever had one of those intoxicating moments where you are walking down a supermarket aisle and you suddenly caught a perfume that you'd not smelt since you were small and it brought back a flood of memories, your first grade teacher, an auntie?
or a taste?
i just had a taste moment - i kind of feel bad about admitting to it though.
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Locutus of Borg
Absolutely. There was this beautiful, ethereal creature I had in some HS classes in Ridgetown, Ontario back in the early 70's. Red hair, green/yellow eyes, olive complexion, masonry outhouse figure . .sigh . . . I was hopelessly stricken. But being the geek I was I was totally outclassed.
Anyway, she used to wear the original "Ambush" perfume. I am 54 years old now, but whenever I smell that scent I *still* instantly flash back to her in my minds eye. It is and always was a very intense flashback.
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That Voice...My Story
by Confession inwhy doesnt he just talk to me later?
i dont really talk about this much, but i just dont get it.
he seems confident that eventually ill understand him.
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Locutus of Borg
LoB high fives Confession!
Awesome story and well written, looking forward to more of your posts!
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Samson was the first suicide bomber . . .
by Locutus of Borg inthis is an epiphany i had about 5 years ago that forever changed my attutude towards the bible, the god of the old testament (and new testament) and all religion in general.
esp since the borg hold him up as a hero of faithfulness and one of the great faithful men of old.
it was quite a jolt to my worldview when that realization hit me like a frikkin bus.. thoughts?.
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Locutus of Borg
hmm, *I* thought it was interesting . . .
BTTT
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Well Hello
by RichieRich ini've received several messages from friends about posting an update here.
it is true there are people here who care for/ about me, and it doesn't take too much time out of my day to just post a litte update, so i figured i would.
i heard from a little birdy with a big nose that my name has been mentioned once or twice around here, and that prompted me to stick my nose in.
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Locutus of Borg
Good to see you RR. Glad to hear things are well for you!
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Samson was the first suicide bomber . . .
by Locutus of Borg inthis is an epiphany i had about 5 years ago that forever changed my attutude towards the bible, the god of the old testament (and new testament) and all religion in general.
esp since the borg hold him up as a hero of faithfulness and one of the great faithful men of old.
it was quite a jolt to my worldview when that realization hit me like a frikkin bus.. thoughts?.
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Locutus of Borg
This is an epiphany I had about 5 years ago that forever changed my attutude towards the bible, the god of the old testament (and new testament) and all religion in general. Esp since the Borg hold him up as a hero of faithfulness and one of the great faithful men of old. It was quite a jolt to my worldview when that realization hit me like a frikkin bus.
Thoughts?
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A freind will help you move . . .
by Locutus of Borg inbut a real friend will help you move a body.. jus' sayin' .
this just popped into my noggin at 6:30 am while i'm firing up my gis workstation at work.
heard it somewhere, or maybe it was bumper sticker .
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Locutus of Borg
AWESOME! That was one of my fave Muppets skits!! Also up there was James Coburn telling Animal "Be serene . ."
FWIW, there was a kid in my Congo in Concord, NH back inthe 70s - 80s that was a frikken dead ringer for Beaker. He was a twit.
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A freind will help you move . . .
by Locutus of Borg inbut a real friend will help you move a body.. jus' sayin' .
this just popped into my noggin at 6:30 am while i'm firing up my gis workstation at work.
heard it somewhere, or maybe it was bumper sticker .
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Locutus of Borg
but a REAL friend will help you move a body.
jus' sayin' . . .
this just popped into my noggin at 6:30 AM while I'm firing up my GIS workstation at work. Heard it somewhere, or maybe it was bumper sticker . . . anyway, It made me LOL and wanted to share
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Stevie Ray Vaughan - Your Favorite Songs and Albums from Him ?
by flipper inhello folks.
one of my all time favorite blues guitarists - stevie ray !
was wondering how many stevie ray fans there are out there ?
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Locutus of Borg
CL . . I think you're thinking of Steve Winwood, Another GREAT Artist!!